英语幽默哲理小故事

时间:2019-08-17 幽默故事 我要投稿

  咖啡问题

  A man was at the doctor#39;s office. “Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?” he asked.

  “Take the spoon out of your cup. ” answered the doctor.

  一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生,每次我喝咖啡,我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办?”他问道。

  “把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。

  现在我要表现得像一位女士

  One day women#39;s dresses were on sale at a department store. A dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women.

  一天,一家百货公司的女装大减价,一位高贵的中年男士想给他的太太挑选一件女装。但是,没过多久,他就发现自己已被疯狂的女人们撞得踉踉跄跄。

  He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd.

  他竭力地忍耐着。后来,他低下头,挥舞双臂,挤过人群。

  "You there!" challenged a thrilling voice. "Can#39;t you act like a gentleman?"

  “你干嘛?”有人尖声叫道,“你难道不能表现得像一位绅士吗?”

  "Listen," he said. "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

  “听着,”他说。“我已经像绅士一样表现了一个小时了。从现在起,我要表现得像一位女士。”

  十块糖

  Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”

  “Ten.” Jim says.

  “Then,” Mother asks.

  “Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn#39;t it right?”

  妈妈问儿子:“吉姆, 如果你有10块糖,吃了4块,那你还有几块糖?”

  “10块。”吉姆说。

  “10块?”妈妈问。

  “是的,妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面,6块在肚子外面,4加6等于10,不对吗?”