幽默的英文故事

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幽默的英文故事

  一般一个人的幽默能力和其智商成正比关系。下面是小编收集整理的幽默的英文故事,希望对你有所帮助!

幽默的英文故事

  Story one: hide money

  Xiao 2 accidentally got a bonus. He felt a thick pocket of money. He thought he was going to pay for it after he came home.

  Suddenly, a small, not in the outside to find a shelter, take the money when case-dough secretly hid? This street, to find a good place to hide the money is not easy ah, second look around, to put the target on the side of the road under the big banyan tree.

  In the second against the banyan reached into his pocket, behind came a voice: "boy, what are you doing?"

  Xiao 2 was shocked. He looked back at it. An old man was staring at himself. He couldn't get angry. He said, "what am I doing? I'm going to ask you why. What do you think I do?"

  The old man cocked his head and stared at the second, sneered: "well, young man, how dare you here under the watchful eyes of the people under the solution?"

  The second hand went into his pocket and took out, said angrily: "go, go to the side, who urinate?"

  "People have three, not what to hide. Go through the street, turn a corner, and there's a toilet. " At the end of the story, the old man pointed to the front, and he was afraid that Xiao II knew not to come. He drew a little second and said, "do you see that? It's very close to the street."

  Although the two old man hate meddling, can listen to the old man mention of the toilet and the idea: Yes, I can hide to hide the money and then go home in the bathroom! So, small 2 to the position of the toilet with interest, said: "thank you, on the street?"

  The old man looked particularly enthusiastic and said, "come to that corner and turn the corner, look at your memory, so let me take you!"

  The second is reluctant to deal with old man, went straight toward the toilet.

  At the corner of the street, Xiao II really saw a toilet. Small just wanted to go in, keep toilet aunt stopped him and asked: "solution or solution?"

  The second was puzzled: I went to the toilet into the toilet, yo tube I solution, solution?

  "50 Fen solution, 20 Fen solution." For the second day. Aunt apparently very impatient.

  Xiao II passes the past 20 Fen, and goes into the male toilet.

  When he entered the toilet, he noticed that no one in the toilet was happy. When he was about to take the money out of his pocket, he found someone came in and looked at it. He saw only a little bit of the figure of the man. Mom, there are men!

  The second was glad: Fortunately, I haven't put money out! Or to grab what's second! After a look out, nobody, returned, this time the second long eye, decided to go inside to solution to put the money out, because the local solution has a two meter high wall around then, put the money inside out.

  In the second place to enter the solution, suddenly rushed over one second to get pulled tightly, also shouted: "boy, you said you urinate? Now what solutions? From the first time I saw you, I think you should not sneaking, I secretly follow you, still is it really you lied!"

  Small eyes, the old man is mad, stamp with rage: "how to is you? I said you always follow me?"

  "Why? Do you know my work is not easy? You are good, I dare to pit! "The old man pulled tightly the second hand, for fear of a second placed immediately into the solution like.

  The second is urgent, side break side shouted: "you let go! What have I have, work with you to urinate?"

  The old man qigugu said: "never mind how? I am a member of the guide toilet, pee introduction fee of 10 Fen, the National People's Congress for 20 Fen, how dare you pit now I am 10 Fen, I rely on this point case-dough, you said to me?"

  Story two: goodbye

  I do not know how long, in search of the road, in addition to the eyes of the yellow sand, never stop the wind, I got nothing. Grassland, oasis, has become a beautiful mirage, I had not even seen a living creature. When I came back to the camp, I saw the bonfire, saw the human, and saw the corpse of the blood. On the brackets, a few skinned skins were still bleeding. My wife and children, men, dark eyes less past the delicacy, loyalty. They laughed and talked, his mouth, is my weakness, my gentle. Tears, anger, I leave quietly. Vengeance, the spread of Mars in the dark with a bonfire.

  Finally, the opportunity came. A person to leave the team, slowly close, leaping, sharp angle first taste of human blood, the proud gleaming. At two, I thrust the horn deep into his heart. Blood is like my eyes. I see the angry world, the fiery world, who says it's not celebrating. Slowly licking blood, I start to craze, I will eat him raw. I do not understand, the same life, health, they can disdain the end of the other life!

  I live soon. Behind me came the crazy clamour. I was not afraid. I ran towards the thorns. Now that they liked the fur, they took it away, and heard the tearing sound nearby, I felt a pleasure, at least for them, it was enough to annoy for a while. The front is the cliff, dense bones, bare loess, a silence. Look back and see the hideous face, leap, I'm not in hatred, because I know that with me more than that one, and the entire human race.

  The sunset with a piece of blood, sighs falling down.

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