儿童英语幽默故事
多少年来，美丽温馨的故事被天下父母加入了自己的.诠释，变成一种观念的图解，成为教育孩子的重要方式。以下是儿童英语幽默故事，欢迎阅读。
儿童英语幽默故事1
Words are the baby of the family. It is not only the long tiger that makes people like it. And small brains are quite clever.
One day, the mother thought of trying to test her son's words, and gave him two arithmetic questions.
First, the mother of a college teacher.
Mother asked: words, you say, 1 + 1 is a few!
Clever words, really clever, do not wait for mother's words to fall, immediately raised two fingers, milk to reply mother: 2!
At this moment, I was so happy that I didn't know my mother, and immediately gave the smart son a big round of applause. Meanwhile, she hugged her son tightly and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
Then the researcher's father got off the point.
My father asked, "what is the one minus one?"
The words at the moment did not answer as soon as they had answered their mother's question. He tilted his little head to one side and thought, and then made a face at his father, and held out a small fist with five fingers.
This, can make the university teacher mother, and the researcher father confuses: words, son, you this is what ah!
Then the words were happy, looking at the father and mother a puzzled look, xi xi smile: this is it this one finger has no!
Mom and dad were surprised to hear such a big, unexpected answer. Both of them, together, took their son's words together and kissed them repeatedly: ah, it was a speech to hide and hide the cat from my father and mother! ......
At the moment in the upcoming days snuggling with mom and dad's arms, and raise a five fingers are tightly together little fist, 1 vigorously in pettish: is that is, the upcoming days to give mom and dad hide-and-seek! : hey! : hey! : hey! ......
儿童英语幽默故事2
His son's final exam results came out, and the former chief of the department who had been busy with the fake work heard the report from his son on the phone, saying that he had taken the "double hundred" this year. Once the section chief was overjoyed, thought, son this time finally gave me to contend for light, more have the face, so, all the way hummed the little song to go home.
According to your own reward plan, if you take the "double hundred", you will reward your son 200 yuan, otherwise you will have no money and even punish.
Back at home, the son happily took out his report card to the former section chief. Was section chief looked at his son's report card, and his face suddenly overcast, the shine to collect 200 yuan in his hand into his pocket and said to the son, "the reward for this semester is free, you next semester's, take an examination of the" double hundred ", a reward to your dad."
The son is somewhat unconvinced, timidly asks: "is you said to have the reward, I examined 'double hundred', why does the speech not calculate words?"
"Why didn't you reward me? You know better than I did. I didn't want to say anything to make you have a good summer vacation."
Later that night, Mrs. Zeng asked him, "this little guy looks a little unconvinced. Last year, he got a double hundred. You rewarded him. This year, he got a double hundred. Why didn't you reward him?"
Zeng explained, "I saw the problem at the first glance of his report card, and his' double hundred 'was altered by himself, not at all. The two subjects scored 10 points, and the "0" was obviously wrong and the handwriting was very different.
"That" double hundred "was also his change last year, why do you still reward him?" "The wife wondered.
"He altered the" double hundred "last year I haven't see it, is I didn't see that careful resolution, that little one or a double hard, can achieve real ones. The means of cheating must not be what he did, but there must be someone behind him. Or you can copy it at the copy shop. I don't want to encourage my child to give him a taste, try to get real, and get rewarded for real results. Ah! It had been expected that the child could not understand my good intentions!
"Is it good for you to do so? It's just encouraging kids to be fake, to have children, and to grow up to be criminals." "Said the wife.
"Such a clumsy method, see how I punish him tomorrow!" Zeng said angrily.
儿童英语幽默故事3
Early in the morning, the hippo came out for a walk as usual. The difference is that there is a foul smell in the air today. What is it? Where is it? The hippopotamus sniffed at it with its nose. The hippo looks around. Not only did he not know it, but his good friends were lions, hedgehogs, monkeys, and crocodiles who had just climbed up from the river. While looking, he asked, "where does it stink and where does it stink?"
"Look, what's that? The hedgehog sees a good big lump, the finger to that huge object ask everybody. Everyone came up to him. "wow, it's really smelly!" "Not only smelly, but also very big!" "And whose shit is this? I said it all in a word.
"Who can pull such a big shit? "Only such a large animal! "Are you talking about elephants? "I guess it's the sky! "Ha-ha, the sky won't grow! I haven't seen it! "But sometimes the sky will urinate, you are not wet! Ha ha ha ha." "Don't laugh at me, you too, ha-ha." "Ha ha ha." The prairie is remembered with happy laughter.
"Sorry, it's my shit. I'll sweep it off!" It was the poop of the elephant, no wonder it was so big! Good big ah! I haven't seen such a big shit. "The animals said to each other. "Why do you take such a big shit?" When they heard the crowd asking themselves, the elephant thought for a moment and said, "maybe I eat more." "Said the lion." we eat more, too. I have such a big shit to pull." "So do I." "Me too! The hippo heard all the people wanted, and said, "well, we'll all come here tomorrow morning to see who has the bigger shit!" Everyone agreed, and as soon as he got home, he ate it, and everyone wanted to take the big shit.
Finally the next day, you come to guess who is the champion. And, of course, the elephant! What a big mess! The hedgehog said sadly, "well, my shit is the smallest. I went home yesterday and tried to eat it. I couldn't sleep at night. It's the smallest." "What are you doing? Look back, isn't this mom and dad? Why are they all here? "Shit everywhere? Come on, clean up your shit!" So the friends began to pack their shit. This time, the hedgehog won the championship.
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