五年级英语手抄报图片简单又漂亮

　　【五年级英语手抄报图片简单又漂亮】英语小笑话 　　一.A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!" 　　一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了!一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗?” 　　二.Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! 　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 　　布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 　　三.The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." 　　"Why use my elbow and foot?" 　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 　　一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门开。” 　　“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧?

 

 

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